friend:says something that vaguely references song lyric
    me:PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

tensioned:

tensioned:

someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me

or we could just have sex i mean hey im down for anything

brilliances:

i hate people who are just friends with you so they can ask for favors and expect you to do everything they ask cause we’re “friends”